Thursday, May 27, 2004

fa shizzle dizzle, Snoop Dog!

I like Snoop Dog. Or is that his chosen name now? Anyways, I feel like for me, a kid should have a rapper to look up to, and my choice is Snoop Dog.

This epiphany comes from me, the girl who has no connection to pop culture what so ever; who has no awareness of the hip/in thing; who doesn't comprehend street lingo in the slightest; and who lacks any touch with reality.

Look, I mistook LOL for Internet sexual advances because I had no idea what it meant, ok. How hip can I be?

I realized that I need a rapper to show me the ways of this world. Who better epitomizes the consummate 'playa' in all realms than Snoop Dog? Come on, you tell me.

M & M? Nah. Too controversial. Too white.

From now on, I'm going to hold Snoop Dog in the highest esteem.

He's my homie, yo.

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