hot. sexy. maxim.

I don't usually bother with this kind of trash...um...news, but I'm going to go ahead, and give it a try. Maxim is releasing its Hot 100 list for 2004.

Editors are given the daunting task of selecting which of these women will keep people talking throughout the year. "We single out beautiful women whose careers are on fire," says MAXIM Editor-in-Chief Keith Blanchard. "The selection process is top-secret and extremely labor-intensive. We have two interns working fulltime just keeping our wives and girlfriends out of the room."

Oh, poor them...such a "daunting task." Ah ha.

Guess who tops their list? Well, since this is a men's mag, it's got to be a girl (no surprise there). Hmmm...she's probably gotta be blond. And probably has got some boobies (that's the term I'm using), and let's throw the whole not so smart thing in there just for fun, not that I or Maxim is going the stereotype route. Combine all four factors, and what do you get?

Highlight for answer:

....JESSICA SIMPSON....

Top 10
1. (see above)
2. Beyonce Knowles
3. Christina Aguilera
4. Anna Kournikova
5. Jennifer Lopez
6. Mischa Barton
7. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
8. Paris Hilton
9. Jessica Alba
10. Halle Berry