OMG! It's a giant blow-up penis!

Today I saw two girls carrying around a giant, blow-up penis.

You know, like a blow up doll, except this was in the shape of you-know-what.

They boarded the train with it. And then they put it into their cars, with the sun roof up, so the top part was sticking out of the car.

They drove off like that.

I so very much wanted a picture, but that would mean that I would be chasing a larger than life size penis around the train station and the parking lot.

I doubt that would be very appropriate.