Gummy Bear Vitamins

I received a gift from my mom yesterday. It's the kind of gift that she thinks well actually help me. You don't need to guess. I've already given it away in the title. Yeah. That's what she handed me. They are Gummy Vites--get it?

Oh. My. God.

Words were not forming in my mind fast enough for me to accurately describe the exact thoughts as the gift was revealed. It now sits atop my desk, unopened. I protested of course, but you can't argue with my mom. No. It's just gummy bears, she reminds me. Nothing about the vitamins you need to worry about. Actually she offered me the Flintstones vitamins if I didn't want the gummy bear ones.

See, stuff like this are the high points. I can laugh about it and then pound my head against the wall.